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emile-hides · 1 year ago

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Someone make a Salmonid OC who's a hacker I think that'd be incredibly fitting (just got communication error 3 high egg games in a row) (Almost exclusively using H3 Nozzelnose, Bamboozler, Squiffer, and E liter these past few games)

#Splatoon 3 #Salmon Run #I'm having SO MANY DISCONNECTS #Not just me I had leavers three games in a row before I started to be the leaver #And then I quit because I didn't want to be the Ass that disconnects first/second round AGAIN #Plus if I DID make it through round 3 and hit gold but then DISCONNECTED so it didn't COUNT #I would have been piiiiiiiiiiiiissed #Paying $50 a year for Nintendo to Bless me with their Servers.#Salmonid who understand modern Squid Tech and hacks Grizzco to give the workers bad weapons #And sometimes shut down the servers and intercepts their egg deliveries causing the shift not to count in the system #This is my lore reason for why everything sucks so bad right now #I'm gonna break gold tonight if it fuckin kills me I REFUSE this Silver Orb I hate it #This wouldn't be such a big deal if I'd just stayed in Bronze I LIKED the Bronze egg #But no. now I need to get Gold.

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